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Zen Demotivational Poster


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - d*** Straight


HARE SOLO -




AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLD -


TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
OUCH!!!²…d*** kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm
OUCH!!!


NOT GUILTY -




ZEN TEACHINGS - Do not walk behind me for i may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for i may not follow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.


TAGS: zen
Rating: 4.19/5

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A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


THAT DAMN CHUCK NORRIS -




ZEN TEACHINGS - Some days you are the dog, and some days you are the tree.




PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!




GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
someone...even
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.


HELL -


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

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SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




ZEN TEACHINGS SKYDIVER -


TAGS: fail skydiving zen
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm

ty ice
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:36 pm
Nice one RL. 5L


GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm
*YAWN!*


THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

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skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
"YIPES!!"
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid a**ets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.


CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.


TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.


IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better




HE'LL BE BACK - He always comes back...


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 9:06 pm
Why are you not in the chopper? 4L


PATIENCE -


TAGS: zen buddhist monk wisdom burger
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:20 am
You friggin' kill dude. 5L


REPOSE -


TAGS: rest relax ignorance bliss zen
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:21 am
amen, 5150...nite nite


Peace Be With You -


TAGS: war peace citizenship innocence responsibility
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - July 23, 2014, 7:40 am
Dang, Just noticed I forgot to add Afghanis, Americans...
Reality Lord - July 23, 2014, 6:52 am

sounds like a qoute from the new planet of the apes movie :)


TRUE LOVE -




HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -


TAGS: schwarzenegger shriver terminator hasta la vista i ll be back
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by steph1

tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
Wow, he's gotten old. I suppose his now-ex wife won't be voting for him.
champ99 - May 18, 2011, 9:47 am
They now call him the Sperminator....


THE ZEN OF PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience zen pug patience patience
Rating: 4.27/5

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autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:21 am
Haha! Ditto!


LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


ZEN TEACHINGS - There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.


TAGS: zen
Rating: 3/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:21 am
Is that from a Hellraiser film?


SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




Random Act of Kindness -


TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


Fortress -


TAGS: frozen waterfall climber ice tears
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:47 pm
Thanks guys.
falloutghoul - October 27, 2013, 6:54 pm
The Fortress of Solitude!
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 5:35 pm

Ohhhhh~Awesome!


THANK YOU -


TAGS: afghanistan soldier citizen commune
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:44 pm

It's not cynical to state a fact, PM, and poisonings have been rampant in that region for some time. But I always look for the little story in things~~in this case, the good man who reaches out with nothing to create this small moment.
Preacher Man - November 4, 2013, 2:28 am
Not to be cynical or anything, but there's a 50/50 chance that tea is poisoned.
EmilioDumphque - November 4, 2013, 1:46 am
Sir, you're giving away my position, and the cameraman is gonna get killed standing up in plain sight like that!


SOMETIMES...... -


TAGS: zen moments
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 8:22 am
d*** flux capacitor. It’s enough to drive a nose straight into a strange hind end.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:25 pm
Gar ~ had you submitted this on April 14 - 16 we wouldn't have to make these comments! Anyway, nice nose!!
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 4:46 am

That nose looks very familiar 5omehow...


Thorns -




Orange Juice from Concentrate -


TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.


Home Care by Angels -




Wet & Cold -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: another instalment from my frozen berry collection
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:58 am
Nobody captures the true sentiment of Marriage, better than Sean. 5L
Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
Hey LD, what makes you so sure the little light in not on all the time? Just asking ...
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 pm

i made a thread for my stolen version of his image
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:52 pm
The Little Woman? She's so frigid...*how frigid IS she?*...She's so frigid, when she spreads her legs a little light comes on!
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:27 pm
thought*
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:20 pm
First thing I though of when I saw was nuns, frigid women that hold on to their virginity.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:18 pm

GS - That is good. You should steal seans picture as well
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
losing your virginity, a moment frozen in time
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:10 pm
Take the to a nunnery!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:08 pm

you mind if I steal this image for another poster?
Sean - January 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Let's just say that the cherries encrusted in ice are a visual me***hor for ... figs.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 1:49 pm

do the cold cherries mean its a frigid marriage?


PHERAZEN - Quick! To the Puffy Pastrymobile!




IRONY FOR MONTREAL CITIZENS -


TAGS: irony montreal ville marie citizen
Rating: 2.78/5

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THEBRAT - August 2, 2011, 8:34 pm
A 15 meter block piece of concrete fallen has forced the closure of the eastbound lanes of Montreal's Ville-Marie Expressway and a partial closure of the westbound lanes, but no one was injured luckily. The Irony is they're other similar past incidents...
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:09 pm

what i miss in montreal brat?


CITIZENSHIP - It's easier to get if you're good at something.




HELL FREEZES OVER? - The curse is ended Philly is back


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 2/5

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jimfromtx - April 12, 2009, 4:48 am
I actually saw this on World's Dumbest today, someone throws a bottle at the guy, and he hits the ground. Hard. They didn't even try and catch him o_O
Charles - October 31, 2008, 8:08 pm
I think it's a Tampa Bay fan; man he got pwnd lol.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:50 am
It does look like spidey up there.
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
Wait... Is that Spider-Man sitting on that traffic signal?!?


YER MOMZ - tell her I like her hat!


TAGS: your mama mother monkey diss dozens
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:50 pm
Pat...where are you?


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

cute
concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


That ‘ah’ feeling -


TAGS: zen
Rating: 5/5

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Frozen in Time -


TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.


Winter Wonderland -




BUMSICLE -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?


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